This is so freaking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Check out the spoof of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body made by famous Jackie Beat. For the record, people find the song ludicrous but I actually like it. Besides, it's her 18th number single y'all.

Killer lines:

'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down

Meanwhile, here's the piano-only version which I always listen to when I'm blogging.