Penis Theft in Congo!
3:31 PMOuch! This one's gotta hurt. Reuters reported that the Congo Police have arrested 13 suspects accused of using witchcraft to snatch other men's penises or at least give them a downgrade. The town is said to be in a state of panic when the lynchings started and were allegedly done through the practice of black magic.
According to the report:
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Some folks actually claimed that the stories were true. They claimed that some of the victims penises 'became tiny or that they've become impotent.'
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Some folks actually claimed that the stories were true. They claimed that some of the victims penises 'became tiny or that they've become impotent.'
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