Aww Ms. South Carolina... You epitomise the true Dumb Blonde. I don't think it's funny. I don't pity you either (maybe you really thought people can't afford to buy maps in the US). She's somehow right.. I can't even locate my favorite province on our map. So I'll just let this guy speak for us:

And Boy here's after her Big Night:

I think I'm gonna go get me self a map.